Monday, January 4, 2016

Top 10: New Year Resolutions for Youth Pastors

10.  Less Swearing During Lessons.  

9.  Give Up Street Racing Church Vans for Money. 

8.  Drink More Caffeine and "Caffeine-Like" Alternatives. 

7.  Stay Awake Through ALL Staff Meeting, This Year!

6.  Do Not Prank the Sr. Pastor (*or his wife) 

5.  Remember to Wear Pants to the Office! 

4.  Stop Referring to Female Staff as "The Squad"!

3.  Do Not End Any Lessons this Year with a "Mic Drop". 

2.  Take Less Selfies During Adult Service This Year. 

1.  Finally Be Able to Fit Into a Pair of Skinny Jeans!?