10. Less Swearing During Lessons. 9. Give Up Street Racing Church Vans for Money. 8. Drink More Caffeine and "Caffeine-Like" Alternatives. 7. Stay Awake Through ALL Staff Meeting, This Year! 6. Do Not Prank the Sr. Pastor (*or his wife) 5. Remember to Wear Pants to the Office! 4. Stop Referring to Female Staff as "The Squad"! 3. Do Not End Any Lessons this Year with a "Mic Drop". 2. Take Less Selfies During Adult Service This Year. 1. Finally Be Able to Fit Into a Pair of Skinny Jeans!?