Monday, February 2, 2015

Top 10: Things NOT To Do During Sunday Adult Worship?

10. Start a "Praise Pit" Up Front! 

9. Yell "Free Bird!!" as Soon as the Music Pastor Comes Out!

8. Crowd Surf Grandma Jones!

7. Light a Hymnal on Fire and Try to Get the Party Started!

6. Jump on Stage and Spit Your Coffee Out Over the Crowd!

5. Throw Your Tie (*or Scarf) On Stage for the Band!

4. Lift Your Spouse On Your Shoulders? 

3. Get Your Glow Stick Rave Dance On! 

2. Start a Conga Line! 

1. Get the Youth Section to do the Wave!?