Top 10: Things NOT To Do During Sunday Adult Worship?
10. Start a "Praise Pit" Up Front! 9. Yell "Free Bird!!" as Soon as the Music Pastor Comes Out! 8. Crowd Surf Grandma Jones! 7. Light a Hymnal on Fire and Try to Get the Party Started! 6. Jump on Stage and Spit Your Coffee Out Over the Crowd! 5. Throw Your Tie (*or Scarf) On Stage for the Band! 4.Lift Your Spouse On Your Shoulders? 3. Get Your Glow Stick Rave Dance On! 2. Start a Conga Line! 1. Get the Youth Section to do the Wave!?