Monday, January 5, 2015

Top 10: Youth Ministry New Year's Resolutions?

10.  I Will Not Do A Lock-In This Year? (* no matter what your students say...they are of the devil)

9.  I Will Drink Less Coffee, Monster, and Red Bull? (*your energy will come from the spirit this year...the Holy Spirit, just to clarify! ) 

8. I Will Not Call the Sr. Pastor "Dude", "Dawg", or "Bro"?  (try "Rev", "Grand Pastor" or even "Big Guy" this year?) 

7. I Will Successfully Grow a Hipster Beard? (If you are female youth worker, give it a shot anyway, it is a new year!!? )

6.  I Will Refrain From Burping During My Lessons? (*all bodily functions actually should remain out of lesson times this year?)

5. I Will Buy The Newest "One Direction" Album (*AND Listen to it Once Completely in One Sitting?)

4. I Will Buy One Black Suit/"Professional Outfit" (* Because Black Skinny Jeans and a Black deep V, V-neck is Not the Best Choice of Funerals and Weddings, even if it with a Scarf?) 

3.  I Will Have a Regular Date Night with My Spouse?  (*This is a SERIOUS one!)  (*If you are not married, your resolution can be "to find a spouse"? ) the 

2. I Will Clean and Organize My Desk and Office? (* You will be amazed at what you might find under all those piles...oh look the rest of my paychecks?) 

1. I Will Work Out More? (no comment ...)