Monday, December 1, 2014

Top 10: Santa is a JH Youth Pastor?

10. He Is At Least 2 Feet Taller Than Anybody He Works With? (hello- little 7th grader way down there.)

9. Tummy That Jiggles Like a "Bowl Full of Jelly"? (more like a bowl full of pizza!?)

8. Hip Cool Facial Hair? 

7. Is All Into Giving Away Stuff? (who wants a cool Free t-shirt or the new LeCrae CD?)

6. People Are Always Leaving Him Cookies? (all those sweet little old ladies at the church, baking around the holidays!)

5. He Knows When You Have Been Naughty or Nice? (just because you are sitting in the back row doesn't mean he can't see you talking though my lesson?)

4. Is Always Carrying a Big Bag of Stuff? (cinch sack, messenger bag, backpack,...)

3. Christmas Is His Busiest Time of Year
? (enough said...)

2. Works At Macy's? (has to work an extra part time job on the side?)

1. Is A Grown Man But Has An Office Full of Toys? (they are ALL object lessons and for illustrations...really?)