Monday, March 3, 2014

Top 10: Things NOT To Do To the Person In Front Of You...

10. Start Combing and Braiding Their Hair?

9. Take Sermon Notes on Their Bald Spot?

8. Give Them a Neck Massage?

7. Whisper Random Words from the Sermon In Their Ear?

6. Keep Tapping Them on the Shoulder and Hiding?

5. Lean Forward on Their Shoulder and Sleep?

4. Wrap Your Arms Around Them During Worship and Slow Dance?

3.  Ask Them to Help You Start a "Worship Wave"?

2.  Grab Their Shoulders and Yell- "CONGO!"

1. Ask Them If You Could Borrow Their Bible, Because They Really Look Like They Were Not Using It?