Sunday, March 23, 2014

Top 10: REAL You Might be A Youth Pastor's Wife...

10. If You Have Ever Unpacked After a Retreat and Somehow Ended Up With Random Pairs of Student's Dirty Underwear...

9. You Have Ever Came Home to Discover You Were Cooking Dinner for 10 Sr. High Guys...Surprise Honey!

8. Your Husband Has Ever Got Sick in the Middle of a Lesson and Handed You His Bible and Notes and Said "Take Over!"...

7. You ARE the Supplier of all Things "Feminine" on Every Trip, Retreat, and Overnight...

6. You Know the Best Places in Town to Get the Best Prices on Spam, Sardines, and Picked Pigs Feet...

5.  You Have Ever Got Retreat Registration Forms and Money While Walking Through Walmart...

4.  You Have More Youth Group T-shirts and Sweatshirts in your Wardrobe, Than Actual Brand Name Clothes...

3.  You Fridge at Home Always Seems to have a Leftover Pizza In It, ALL THE TIME!!

2.  You Have Lost Count of How Many Times a Conversations Has Started with "I Know It is Your Husbands Job But..."

1. You Went into Early Labor While at a Waterpark Event....and Still Had to Drive Home...in the Snow!
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*CHECK BACK THIS WEEK:
Tuesday: "News U Can Use" AND "FREE Lesson Series: 'I Mustache U A ? "
Wednesday: "Game #52: Load the Ladle"
Thursday: "The Ran-Dumb T-shirt Collection"  (finally!)
Friday: "Dumb Youth Ministry Meme #58 (Pop Star Edition #5"