Sunday, February 16, 2014

Top 10: Things Not To Say To a Church Usher...

10. Smoking Section, Please?

9. Can You Find Me A Seat By Someone Spiritual?

8.  Is This The Matinee Showing of "Saw 5"?

7.  Can I Get a Piggy-Back Ride to My Seat?

6.  I Would Like to Request a Wake Up Call in a Half Hour?

5.  Do You Have Bulletin With the Notes Already Filled In?

4.  When Does The Drink Cart Come Through?

3.  I Have a Pizza Coming in 20 Minutes Or Less?

2.  Wait, Where is the Metal Detectors?

1. Hey,"DJ Got Us Falling Love" Was a Great Jam!!