Monday, March 18, 2013

Top 10: REAL Reason "I Can't Come to Youth Group"

 WE HEAR THEM ALL THE TIME!  THE CLASSICS AND THE NOT SO CLASSIC REASONS FOR WHY PEOPLE MISS YOUTH GROUP OR COULDN'T COME??  HERE ARE AT LEAST 10 OF MINE....

10. I am grounded from Youth Group- seriously how bad do you have to be that you parents take away God and church.. "That is IT young lady, no God for you, 2 Weeks" ??

9.  It was too nice outside- snow day...icy night?  They actually do call it "SUN-DAY"?

8.  My duck died- come tonight and we will have a funeral?

7. I go to Christian school- Oh! I am sorry, that is fine. I don't want you to get too much Bible and God. 

6. I didn't have any clothes- hmmm, what is that stuff on your body right now?

5.  My parents don't like you-  But I like them..A LOT!!

4.  We hit a deer- throw it in the trunk, bring it over, and we will cook out?

3.  My parents forgot what night youth group was- They grew up in our church. It is the same night it was when they came to youth group 30 years go?

2.  My mom didn't like what your wife was wearing on Sunday- NO COMMENT...

1. Youth Group is TOO Fun!!-- I am sorry? If you come next week, I promise I will try to make it as boring as possible?