Monday, January 14, 2013

Top 10: That Awkward Moment... (#2)



THEY ARE BACK!! "AWKWARD MOMENTS #2... BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY LIFE. ALL VERY REAL MOMENTS, THAT WERE... OH SO VERY AWKWARD!!!  (Your Welcome!)






That Awkward Moment as a Youth Pastor When....

10. ....in the middle of that amazing point you are making in the lesson, you accidentally burp.

9....you are at the light with the windows down listening to gangster rap, and a youth parent pulls up next to you.

8. ...you realize 10 minutes into your lesson, you are going to be REALLY sick.

7....you are having a very serious counseling session with one of your students and they offer you a mint.

6. ...you doze off during the sermon in Sunday morning service, and you wake up to a student telling you, you are snoring to loud.

5. ...you wife says something funny and you laugh out loud in the middle of the senior pastor's prayer.

4.... you ask if there are any questions and a kid raises their hand and tells you you have a "bat in the cave"

3. ....you are walking out of a (*inappropriate) rated R movie and run into students and they ask you what you saw!

2. ...you are shopping for lingerie for your wife and a group of your youth group girls walk by...and just start giggling!

1.  ...you go to the bathroom and leave your mic on.